My thoughts while lurking through Facebook
Me: what the fuck
Me: seriously?, you're like 5 years old.
Me: "oh watch out, we have a bad ass over here"
Me: shut up, your boyfriend left you because you're a whore
Me: stfu you attention seeker
Me: bitch you ain't clever, you got that from tumblr
Me: PUT YOUR BOOBS BACK IN YOUR SHIRT GIRL!
Me: no one cares
Me: do i even know you?
Me: You're annoying, no one cares what you are eating
Me: stop posing like that.
Me: thanks for inviting me, you bitch.
Me: i hate you all
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
everyone: you don't have friends
me: uh, yes i do?
everyone: okay name them
me: actual name or URL?